Has anyone upgraded to the new more stable *snort* version of  Word Press? DON’T!  Just a little public service announcement from me. It makes loading in videos feel like you are moving through molasses laced with cement.  It sucks. Do you hear that WP, version 3.10d1654863132 is super sucktastic. They are calling it “Reinhard” after a jazz guitarist and describing it has fun. I would call it “Assfuckinghard” and would definitely describe it as the worst, most un-fun thing ever.
Plllllbbbbb.
(that’s me sticking my tougue out and getting spit all over my computer trying to hurt WP v. 3.10d1654863132 feelings) 
Try embedding videos then saving. Everything seems fine. Then try spell checking and saving. Then discover that your video embed code has disappeared into thin air and taking your motivation with it.
*POOF*

End rant.

The Dish is now back to work sending me things. I am sad to announce that this week there are no flying penis’ but it does have teh kittez so that is made of awesome right? Especially if you are the proud owner of
TEH DEVIL KITTEH.

(This is why we have dogs.)

If there ever was a good reason to do Meth this might be it.

Any thing titled Ass Cam has to be made of glitter and unicorns.

 
(Anyone know who is doing the music for this video. I love it and it totally makes me want to shake, shake, shake. Shake my boooooty.)

 Kitties, Junkies and Bootie Cams. Oh my.

Sometimes a little fluffing is just what I need.

So I have been left to my own devices for the better part of a week now which has resulted in my living like a 12 year old boy who’s parents left him home while they gallivant across the country only the parents are in the form of The Dish, who apparently gives structure to my life, but is working far away on what is turning out to be a yearly flight to warmer weather where I get to stay home and eat SpaghettiOs out of the can which I then fill with vodka to get those few remaining o holes out, eat an anti panic pill then pass out on the couch until 3:30 in the mornings all while emanating a swarm of dust and flies since who needs to shower when no ones around to smell you except the dogs, who have finally accepted you into the pack as one of their own.

Mmm, Mmmm only the original will do.

It is amazing how little I can get done when I seem to have all the time in the world. Like say sending my husband some kind of Valentine to end up in his hotel room like some other lucky guy there who my husband saw was the recipient of a frozen chocolate covered banana.
*blink*

Instead I spent all of Valentines day nursing my vodka filled can of SpaghettiOs making Valentines pictures of my self for him.

Ready for the Valentines Day Massacre honey bunny?

Back to the more important things like the fact that since The Dish has been off gallivanting I have NOT received any picks from him this week so I had to rummage around in my old underwear drawer to find some stuff  to put up and well…

You be the judge.

Speaking of religion.

Because what post is complete with out sex toys.

Now I am off to work on my new yoga routine.

Toodles
*waves with left foot*