Bloggy Love Dolls
October 12, 2010
I am finally getting my shit together to update this page…man am I self absorbed that I can hoard all of these lovely awards to my self in my in box. I do need to apologize for my lack of timely response, I’ve been busy trying to figure out this whole spy deal that hasn’t come to light yet.
So without further adobabble from me….dun dun duuuunnnnn!
SimpleDudejust this past week awarded me wih this KICK ASS BEER DRINKIN AWARD. To which I left this comment. Maybe one day I will tell you all the story of how I was dethroned. Just as soon as I get over it.
Before I was able to respond to the next two awards I was given another by One Blonde Girl, I hope by going places she means some where warm and pretty with sparkly diamonds strewn about with full glasses of champagne at ever turn.
Two of my lovelies Patty Punker and Vanilla North at almost the exact same moment bestowed this beautiful blogger award.
Sky rockets in flight…AFTERNOON DELIGHT.
My sincerest Thank yous and big wet smoochies.
Oh hey…would you look at that! Some one has finally given me a tiara, my only complaint about it is that its a cartoon tiara and not one that I can actually put on. Who is this bomb? Holly The Midwestern Mamah is DA-BOMB YO!
It’s called the versatile blogger award and by versatile she must mean that I can work the words mother fuckers in to almost any post…even a sentimental one because that’s how I roll bitches!
(apparently when I get a bloggy love award I get all cocky and try to talk like a gangsta’)
I am supposed to now pick seven things to tell you about myself and then pick fifteen bloggers to forward this award onto…but I can’t. Seriously I am just going to say check out my blog roll because everyone over there to the right are way more versatile and I would bet that some of you have your own real life tiara that you can put on and practice your acceptance speech in the mirror…or in front of a camera to share.
Lets see if I can come up with seven things.
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I was going to start this with #5 from the list below…so maybe you can just refer to that list because I really think I have covered everything about me as in those 10 things I listed below are really all there is to know about me.
Rock on Bloggy Love Dolls!
The Homemaker Man has bestowed a lovely award upon me and these things just make me feel so loved. (every time I type the word love I try to type lover and that’s kind of misleading so if it happens again…just ignore)
With awards come responsibility and here is where I will share 10 things I have never done.
1. Cocaine. ( I wonder how many of you are surprised because it kind of surprises me that I have never done it, but for some reason it scares the shit out of me.)
2. I have never been to Europe. I have been to a lot of places and travelled alone but every time I had an opportunity to go I got scared. (yes I might be a bit of a home body)
3. No one ever asked me to the Prom. I went, but I think I must have drugged, hog tied and forced both junior and senior dates to go with me.
(just realized this was 10 things you don’t know about me…oops I guess I will start that part here and quite frankly I think this will be easier)
4. I almost died from salmonella poisoning as an infant
5. I had an extra tooth growing from the roof of my mouth called a supernumerary tooth. It looked a lot like a fang so I might be a vampire.
6. I hate garlic and am mildly allergic (not sure if 5 and 6 are related)
7. In my twenties I took flying lessons but never followed through. I kind of wish I had.
8. I believe in ghosts, mainly because I was strangled by one as young child. I shit you not. The same ghost also slapped my brother accross the face, but I am sure he deserved it. (We only found out about eachothers experiences in our adult life)
9. I have never wanted children.
10. I usually watch TV with my hand down the front of my pants…not in a weird pornographic way, its just comforting…you guys know what I mean right?
Soooo that’s it. I think I am supposed to link to a few of you and give you this award too but I think I will leave it up to y’all to decide if you want me to or not…does that sound okay?
The very beautiful and gracious Magda was so kind to bestow a lovely little award on me and true to my vapid ways I couldn’t find it…
Seriously she came over to my blog last Monday and let me know that I should come get my award and I couldn’t find it. I kind of thought she had made a mistake…in fact I was sure that she meant to leave that comment on someones blog who is far superior to mine and then maybe she felt bad but then as I was not so quietly lurking around the interwebz I came across this comment she left over at The Adventures of Being a Dick (don’t you just love the name of Mepsipax’s blog)
‘i awarded you 
it seems you were quite pleased by yesterday’s honorable mention you ungrateful motherfucker’
OH fuckity fuck fuck….I better go find my award NOW! like five days later I found it.
Thank you Magda…I am honoured. Also I am pretty sure you didn’t realize you were nominating me with all those very smart, cool bloggy people! But hey I will take it before you decide to rescind my award. Also, shouldn’t my blog have told me you linked here? I mean really, how many other awards have I won that I don’t even know about? I might be a famous award winning blogger and not even know it…where the hell is my Oscar and I demand only red
m & m’s from here on out. (Do they even come in red?)
And here are my seven brides for seven blogs. (I am such a dork)
1. Amanda at Brilliant Sulk I am not really sure how I came upon her blog…but it was kind of love at first sight and we were even wearing the same blog theme, with slight variations and I was all this is soooo cool and she was like What ever, dude I am changing out of that dress. I will not be at the prom wearing the same thing as you. So she got this really clean beautiful blog…that my stupid computer was too outdated to actually load but I fixed that, with a hammer. Also I am sending you this little bit of really good butter I have in my fridge. I know you will love it.
2. Ry @ For the Birds Blog No brainer here….she interviewed me and so I love her! She is straightforward and that is something I totally dig! I am sorry that I have no more butter to send to you but I am thinking that’s okay with you since you are off dairy now.
3. Booshy Boooooshy….Booooooshy…she should be the ONLY Booshy. Go on twitter and search booshy…BooshyBad comes up first and is awful, bleh. I love saying BOOOOSHEEEEE. She makes me laugh. She’s got balls. What more do you want? I have no more butter okay?
4. Heather @ Cool Zebras Heather is one of my first stalkee’s in this blogging world and on twitter! I love that even though we have pretty different lives we both appreciate and enjoy each others blogs. (Right? You like me right?)
5. FADKOG A damn funny writer…and I think that if we ever did meet I am sure we would go roller skating to Le Freak by Chic all glittered up wearing pigtails!
6. Submom @ Secret Inner Life I know that Magda gave you this nod already but I had to..you are HAWT! Just try not to let this go to your head okay
7. Suicide Blond Lets see where to begin. There is the blond, there is the sexy, there is the way she writes that reminds me of a purring kitten. Also my first ever comment on this blog came from her.
So there you have it…apparently I am a little sexist. Maybe I will do it again for the boys.
Now you are supposed to follow through and do your part which I will outline below. (Between you and me…all of you and me I will be okay if you don’t feel like playing past being nominated by me. Thats not to say that there won’t be a hex put out on you though)1) Add the logo of the award to your blog.
2) Add a link to the person who awarded it to you (as shown above).
3) Nominate at least seven other blogs.
4) Add links to those blogs on your blog.
5) Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs.
Now smile and blow a kiss at the camera!
