I am just a vapid blonde.  

Is this where I tell you that I am in my 40′s, blonde,act like a dirty old man most times sometimes, swear like a truck driver and kind of get off doing so.

Married, no kids, two dogs etc…blah, blah, blah?

Or is this where I tell you that I am a loyal friend, faithful wife, hardworking chick who is deeply complex and fascinating? (which of course I am)

In reality I am a simple person, with simple values. I want to surround my self with nice things, a loving husband whom I will call The Dish, two doggies lovingly called The Nug and The Tine, good friends, good food and drink. 

I don’t want kids, but have no problem with others that do. I am too selfish to have kids, they’re just not for me.

I can be lazy but I hate laziness in myself and others.  I hate to clean but love a clean house more than I hate to clean.  I value work, but wish I was rich so I didn’t have to if I didn’t want to or if life required that I couldn’t. 

I hate being wrong but do not have a huge problem admitting when I am, especially if it means learning something new.

Honesty is unquestionable in my world, even if I embellish a story to make it funnier (afterall this is my blog, right?).  The older I get the more I realize the understanding and compassion most people (myself included) possess when confronted with total honesty.

I like being needed, but need to be self reliant. I have also had a great time letting go of this since being with my husband, someone I can count on no matter what, whom I don’t call Mom or Dad.

I relish and protect my little world with a zeal.  Don’t come in if you want to disrupt it,disrespect it or dis it in any way, it is my world that I have created with my husband, our two doggies and a house built on a cliff.  

So don’t fuck with me if you don’t like it!

By the way I swear like a truck driver sometimes and kind of get off doing it.

Any questions should be emailed to avapidblonde (@) gmail (dot) com