Simple Joy Sunday, #5
WOW, Heather over at Cool Zebras is going to think there is something wrong with me. I am participating in here weekly Simple Joy posts and this post of my, #5 means two Sundays in a row…GO ME!
I am a fanatic about my teeth…probably borderline OCD. It all started with the discovery of the mother fucking Fourth Root Of All Evil in 1995. That is when I started using a sonicare toothbrush, and it is also when I started whitening my teeth. While I use the toothbrush twice a day…I don’t whiten all that often. More so that I am older.
So you can imagine the complete total state of panic I went into when the battery stopped working on my sonicare…probably somewhere around my fourth sonicare. For three weeks I had to use The Dish’s battery, but then he went out of town…but NOT TO WORRY, because that was the day that this showed up to work…Duhn, duhn, duhnnnn…
I am so in love with my toothbrush, besides the squeeky clean teeth the front of it has a white glittery pearl panel on it…it might only get better if it came with a dancing unicorn on a glitter cloud.
But wait it totally gets better. DO. You. See. That.
TWO SHADES WHITER IN TWO WEEKS….*SWOONS*
(sorry for all the yelling, but I can’t help it)
Yes I seriously took a picture of my new toothbush and me. I know I have issues, but soon my teeth will be glowing in the dark.
P.S. I am sorry to scare you with such a large picuture of me with out makeup but it is Sunday and I hate to do anything on Sundays…I don’t even shower, but I managed some cute braids. Also I brushed my teeth, kissed my toothbrush and sang to it about how in love with it I am.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I have a Sonicare too. I rarely use it though because I am lazy and old-fashioned. Or just old. Not really very fashioned.
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November 22nd, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I can’t even use a regular…when my dentist tries to give me one I’am all like, No thanks, I have a sonicare.
And no you are not old! Because then I would be archaic.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Oh, how I want one of those! Also, as a fellow 40-something woman, I want to be able to make the adorable little braids! I stand firmly by your side in wearing pigtails, but sigh…my braids always look sad.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:32 am
I highly recommenc sonicares for that ultra squeeky clean feeling. I also highly recommend
braids or pig tails. Usually my braids bend upwards like Pippi Longstocking but I think the
heavy hair ties were keeping them down. Rock on with pigtails sista!
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:22 am
1. You rock the pigtails.
2. Is that box huge or is your head tiny? I think my computer came in a smaller box!
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November 23rd, 2009 at 7:30 am
While my head may be a little small in that I need a boys size small baseball cap the box
is definately huge…I was really surprsied at how big it is.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Jesus Christ. I know teeth are important, but seriously, how big does that toothbrush box need to be. I am sure you could fit a small child in there with the toothbrush. Damn.
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Actually it came with a small child…that is why it is called a ‘Family Pack’. I didn’t really
need the child but they didn’t want to break up the Family!
November 24th, 2009 at 12:12 am
You look adorable! And I have been considering those babies for a while now. So this sort of cinches the deal. Maybe I will add it to my Xmas wishlist.
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November 24th, 2009 at 7:12 am
I highly recommend them. They take a little while to get used to them. At first it feels
that you brain is shaking loose, but then that goes away.
Thanks, I like trying to look twelve.
November 24th, 2009 at 7:40 am
aside from the fabulous teeth – take pride in how completely crazy you look in that picture. dude.
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November 24th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Exactly, me and my tooooooth brush….like the song!
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