Whats Your Pleasure? High Class or High Hair?
So The Dish has lots of obessions. Of course one of those obsessions is me but we are not talking about me at the moment. We are talking about The Dish. Its also not about the basket load of lube that I won and all the things that are NOT going to happen with it. No its much worse:
(I bet you didn’t believe me about this whole Morgan Freeman thing. I also bet you didn’t know that Morgan Freeman is actually a 5′ 4″ white woman…Like I said he’s a sneaky fucker!)
He’s worn me down folks…worn me right the fuck down. So we are trading in our rather fussy high priced escort,
for a down and dirty hooker because I am still in the middle of that meltdown you know. Which by the way is moving right along. I crossed off #2 and soon I will be able to cross #3 off the list but instead of a sexy convertible I guess I am getting a stripped down shiny black car with….T FUCKING TOPS! Oh yeah T-tops baby. I am so going out and buying The Dish a mesh tank top and a gold Italian horn an making him wear them WHEN EVER we drive this pretty hot rod of a ride.
There is however one last piece to this awesome picture. I just need to convince The Coquette to do it for me because I think it is high time I start rockin’ this look again!!!!
March 5th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Dude… you live in snow country. At the very least, consider AWD. An Audi TT Roadster, for example, would meet all your needs.
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March 5th, 2010 at 11:56 am
@TwoBusy You are so right. HOWEVER…I have an audi a4 all wheel that I have access to from mid October to May, there are no excuses. Let the cruisin’ begin!
March 5th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
I give myself credit for leaving our runaway car decision up to you. And we can set the (now) 2 lb loin right on the T-top. It couldn’t be any more perfect. I’m just going to go perm my hair right quick but I’ll be ready by the time you swing by to get me and the meat.
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March 5th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
@Melissa You and the Meat and I are riding off in the sunset….just as soon as your hair reaches the proper altitude!
March 5th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Are those socks pulled up over your rolled jeans…….I THINK YES! Sweet! I do, in fact, have a picture just like this…..the brown hair version. We could totally Aquanet-rock-it again:)
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March 5th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
@Jennifer Lynn I almost cropped the socks out but YES….My jeans are taper folded and tucked into my white socks. A look I sported throughout college. I wondered who was going to pickup on that!
March 5th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
holy t-tops batgirl, were you in a motherfucking hair band?
you’re gonna look so hawt in your new whip!
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March 5th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
@Patty Punker you would think I was in a hair band wouldn’t you by the looks of that mop and glow I had
going on! But noooo, I was just that stylin’!
March 5th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Oh mommy. This post has my salivary glands working overtime. As a girl spat forth from the bowels of upstate New York in the 80′s and 90′s your hair and your car have me swimming in a swirl of nostalgic drool.
I dated a guy with the BIGGEST Italian horn I’ve ever seen. It used to be hypnotic the way it would swing around his neck. Sadly, he drove a camaro instead of the car above so it wasn’t all butterfly kisses and kitten paws but whatever.
I’m getting out my aquanet and a comb. I miss my youth.
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March 5th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
@Kelly I too dated a guy who drove a camaro…he was a snooze. Paul Mitchell Freeze and Shine all the way!
March 5th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Dude, that look is SWEEEEEEEEEET.
I think rocking it a second time is totally called for.
trisha
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March 5th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
@Trisha I just need to get my stylist to agree…I think she might slap me silly!
March 5th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
hold on – just going to dust off the albums of me with the Eddie Van Halen hair. Combo Lita Ford and Tiffany… but much cuter and certainly more bad ass.
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March 6th, 2010 at 8:29 am
@Ry Sal I am sure I could never make my hair that big again. But I am so going to try!
March 6th, 2010 at 4:39 am
Holy Romy and Michelle, biatch!! So, like, words escape me right now, I have never wanted to kiss you so badly before.
bwahahaha
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March 6th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
You know I missed out on the whole GIANT FUCKING FRIZZY CRACKED OUT HAIR back in the 80′s (I was sporting some sort of lopsided mohawk thing) But now that I look at you in that photo I think I just might give it a try!
I’m so glad acid washed jeans are back in style again.
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March 6th, 2010 at 5:56 pm
I had the lopsided thing in high school… which you can see here
But you don’t have to go look…its very scary.
Its fucking giant and frizzy and I have naturally pin straight flat hair.
March 6th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
My love life went flat the day the hair did.
Bring back the love. I’ll get the hairspray (pfffttt…like I’d ever got rid of it)
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March 6th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
@MrsBlogalot It’s like the song The Day The Music Died. Mousse, wet hair and scrunch away while
blowing dry upside down. That should do it!
March 7th, 2010 at 9:14 am
It’s Cee Cee DeVille! Poison, baby! Way to rock that 80′s hair! I had something not too far off! Bang your head…
That is a serious car!
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March 7th, 2010 at 9:24 am
@TheKitchenWitch Permed and bleached out, I rocked it so hard I may have done serious damage. And the car…yeah!
March 8th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
I trust you busted some BJ action in that sweet ride. And by that, I of course mean Bon Jovi.
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March 8th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
@Fadkog I knew exactly what you meant…how you knew what I meant when I said ‘beating off Morgan Freeman’!
March 9th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
This sounds like the reckless rantings of an ungrateful wife. You will love the Corvette and you will get a Crimper and that is that.
March 9th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
@The Dish Its called ranting and raving and there is nothing so reckless as wielding/weilding a crimping iron around someone who just went platinum! You go talk to THe Coquette and let me know what she say’s about getting a permanent wave. Also IFLY!!!!!!!! (!)
March 10th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
I do hope The Dish and Vapid have the appropriate arms Inked and ready for resting on driver/passenger side doors while pimping/corvetting the land?
The Crimper goes without saying.
March 10th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
I haven’t gotten any more done….The Dish is hogging the tattoo artist all to him self. Soon though…soon!