I have lots of stories written up that I will randomly post, but I need to edit them first. Actually, I should really go back and read them since I write them and then save them and then never go back to see if they are even funny at all.  Not really sure what I want this blog to be about.  I do some graphic design for the company I work for, so I will be posting some of the ads and promotions my very creative self comes up with as part of being the shameless dress peddling whore that I am. (I am sure my mother-in-law, who I happen to work for, would get a kick out of that but her partner, not so much! so lets just keep that between you and me, okay?)

I guess I also think that I am funny and that people actually want to hear what I have to say …

(Who the fuck am I kidding, growing up I used to have to call my mother by her first name to get her attention.  And not just once but over and over and over and… Overall I really didn’t mind and it has made me who I am today…probably, in part, just a bit, that and other things too, I suppose…elipses.)

So I guess I can officially call this my cherry popping post…cause well… you know.  I hope you will find me as amusing as I find you.

And here is something I found funny the other day.

 Would you eat that?