I think one of the most important things in life is to find your own happiness.
This is not something that comes from anyone else.
It does not come from work.
It certainly doesn’t come from a new bag or dress
(but those do help)
Seriously…happiness comes from  a smile

And j0y comes from laughter…pure fucking laughter.

So my dear friends laugh hard, laugh out loud and laugh with all your heart.

And LOVE!

(of course)

I was all ready to write the best post ever on the face of the earth about the importance of reading labels and there were going to be great photo shop pictures for your entertainment because I am inspired by Moooooog35 and I work with MOTHER FUCKING PHOTOSHOP almost everyday but somehow today I can’t get it to do a single thing that I want it to do…so the greatest post on earth is just going to die now and become a sniveling little public service announcement about how the fact that just because a label is orange and it has a word on it that resembles the word orange does not in fact mean that there is orange oil in it.

But instead of orange the word said organic

And instead of orange oil there is mixture of hemp and tea tree oils that when blended together, smell a lot like motor oil…

Which is flammable

and astringent

and most definitely does NOT get you high.

So when you slather on this concoction, ALL OVER YOUR BODY….AND I MEAN ALL OVER!!!  Things start to feel a little strange and you realize that your eyeballs are on fire and so are various other areas and you can’t do anything about it but warn the masses to please, for the love of all that is pretty and delicate in the world stay away from the hemp/tea tree oil soap because you may end up feeling and looking like this…

Rubbing a jalapeno pepper in your eyes might feel better.

P.S. That horrible picture I made in photoshop took about three hours so? Fuckity fuck fuck.