What Can You Do?
3:40s…
Check out the fitness room,
get a fat lip…
possibly a broken nose
and two black eyes.
Get lost.
In a hallway.
*sigh*
What ever.
I like to say Burgundy because it sounds KLASSIER.
One Hour.
I am a menace to my self and all of you.
P.S. I am doing a fundraiser.
I have totally been obnoxious about it and I am okay with that.
It’s to benefit the 31 Children who lost a parent in the Chinook Helicopter crash last month in Afghanistan.
The fundraiser is called Fight Gone Bad 6 (it’s the 6th year it’s been happening, my first) and they are dedicating this years money raised to providing every one of those children with a college scholarship and
whoa…look at me, some how I became the team captain.
My link, should you feel up to donating, is right here.
A Vapid Blonde Does Good.
If you require more info please, please, please, email me at avapidblonde (@) gmail (dot) com and I will answer all your questions.
You can donate to me/my team up until Friday at 6:00 pm (PDT)
It’s a great cause and if you want to see more and not email me…go here.
XOXO
(this is a little of what I have been up to lately.)
September 21st, 2011 at 11:34 pm
WOW! Um, you’re busy!
Also, great charity to front. Thank you, from a sister of an enlisted soldier.
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 21st, 2011 at 11:37 pm
@Tazer Warrior Princess Right on! And that was pretty much just an hour out of one day. You should see my battle scars. (when all I do is get up from my couch and pee every 45 minutes)
Twitter: subWOW
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September 21st, 2011 at 11:36 pm
What? No Porn?
You need to bring one of us with you dahling!
My hat’s off to you for doing the fundraising! I will share the link again through “social media” – at moments like this, being a “social media Ho” does have its use!
xxoo
subWOW´s last [type] ..I’ve never been to me*
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 21st, 2011 at 11:41 pm
@SubWOW This was such a last minute trip…I would have loved to hang for Friday and Saturday before the real work began but I could not pull it toghether. As evidenced by this post. Next time my love…next time I promise!
Twitter: subWOW
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September 21st, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Dude, it ain’t dealine yet and you’ve raised double the amount of your target! Woohoo!!!!! You are a rock hard goddess!
subWOW´s last [type] ..You’ve got to read this. “Nobody in this country got rich on his own. Nobody.”
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 21st, 2011 at 11:43 pm
@subWOW I know right….who the fuck AM I! It has been so fun doing it. Some how I am not afraid to ask for other people!!! YOU. Are my RockStar!
Twitter: pattypunker
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September 22nd, 2011 at 6:01 am
you’re totes klassy for doing this benefit! also, it sounds to me like you needed a hot tranny mess before going back to the hotel. ya know, for balance and stability.
pattypunker´s last [type] ..you’re not the match of me
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 22nd, 2011 at 6:54 am
@Patty Punker Maybe if I had a hot tranny mess I would have just flopped into bed instead of causing mayhem.
September 22nd, 2011 at 7:35 am
You’ll have to go more on the klass… After you come back from crazy town, lady! Totes classy on the bennies though… The fitness bennies. Jesus I sound like a $40 split of whatever!
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 22nd, 2011 at 11:27 am
@Ry You are a total Klassy Rock Star and I’ll give you $40.00 if you show me this split!
September 22nd, 2011 at 8:34 am
A fat lip, eh? You snuck off to see Angie Jolie’s plastic surgeon, didn’t you? That’s what all this secrecy is about.
Elly Lou´s last [type] ..Falling
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 22nd, 2011 at 11:27 am
@Elly Lou, Oh if it was only that glamorous and not just me being a complete dork. Did you know I once chipped my tooth petting my dog. Yeah.
Twitter: ludakristen
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September 22nd, 2011 at 8:54 am
How can you drink $100 worth of booze and only be buzzed? They were wine coolers, weren’t they?
Luda´s last [type] ..Useful knowledge from a Marine.
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 22nd, 2011 at 11:29 am
@Luda I think if I drank a 100 bucks in wine coolers I would be dead, but that may be a challenge I could try one day. Maybe I can get Bartles and James to sponsor a competition. Now that would be made of complete awesome sauce…
And probably lots of puke.
Twitter: MarrBulls
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September 22nd, 2011 at 12:31 pm
They should name you spokesperson. I love it. The clash between a drunken you (so lovable) and the kind generous giving you (so lovable). Go Vapid Go!
Nikki Rules´s last [type] ..My Shameless Days: Act "Girly" or "Manly"
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 22nd, 2011 at 1:16 pm
@Nikki Rules I’m going to do shots of tequila while doing the Fight Gone Bad workout during the one minute rest and post my total reps (shots). This should be interesting.
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:09 am
I thought I was dangerous to myself, but woman…. you are worst!!:D
Still, very impressed you get time for a fundraiser…
XOXO
vanilla north´s last [type] ..en·tan·gle (quickie)
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 23rd, 2011 at 8:38 am
@Vanilla North I am a menace to my self and all door knobs, bannisters and imaginary bumps on floors.
September 23rd, 2011 at 8:47 am
I’m pretty sure I would have managed to fall down and break something in that time… It’s how I roll.
Klassy Women RULE, dude.
Also, as the parent of two boys in the Marine Corps, both of whom have done 2 tours in the middle east, thank you so much for what you are doing. Every soldier lost is a reminder that it could happen to my family, and making sure the children of those who died are cared for is an amazing gift. Thank you thank you.
Twitter: avapidblonde
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September 24th, 2011 at 1:00 am
@Dani So…basically what you are saying is that we should get married, right?
Do you like black tux or white gown, I can go either way. Also….knee pads, should we go with them or get a padded floor? Lastly. when we do get married I think that we should take any cash we get and create a CrossFit SOWF Wedding Fund. How cool would that be? You are a benificiary of the Special Ops. Warrior Foundation…oh and by the way, your wedding is on us…3…2..1… I DO…GO!
September 28th, 2011 at 4:27 pm
That sounds pretty similar to what I end up doing when left to my own devices.
Paula @ thewilyweez´s last [type] ..The Time My Boobs Were Compared To A Boys Ass
Twitter: avapidblonde
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October 7th, 2011 at 3:56 pm
@Paula We should market an adult bumper suit…so when smacking into things we are protected.
Twitter: kernut
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September 29th, 2011 at 9:33 am
Congrats on the fundraiser! You rock!
(Except when you’re rolling down the aisles and bouncing off the walls.)
What can I do? Well, I can find my way out of a paper bag is I have GPS.
Kernut the Blond´s last [type] ..I Found Zombies In A Ghost Town – The Apocalypse Beginneth
Twitter: avapidblonde
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October 7th, 2011 at 3:57 pm
@Kernut I want to party with you in that paper bag!
September 30th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
When left to my own devices, my wife fears for my safety. I have a penchant for injuring myself in the most odd ways, and it is par for the course for something to happen when I am left home alone to fend for my self.
Twitter: avapidblonde
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October 7th, 2011 at 3:58 pm
@iB Have you chipped a tooth petting a dog too?
October 6th, 2011 at 11:30 am
I can’t believe I’ve not been here? What the hell? YOu should throat punch me. What kind of lunatic insists you write a new post and then doesn’t come around to make sweet love to it? I’ll tell you who, a real asshole THAT’S who. Anyway, this is why you rock and I don’t.
dufmanno´s last [type] ..I Am Womyn, Why Are You Spelling It Like That?
Twitter: avapidblonde
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October 7th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
@Dufmanno Instead of throat punching you, how about a little Glitter Gang Bang love…MWUAH!
Twitter: daddygeekboy
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October 10th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
I usually curl up into a little ball and hide in the corner of my hotel room.
Twitter: avapidblonde
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November 2nd, 2011 at 10:00 pm
@Daddy Geek Boy…I need a DGB911 number to call. You can put an automated voicemail on there that say’s. ” find a corner, face it. STAY!”
October 12th, 2011 at 11:36 am
Okay, I’m back because I just spent a really unusual chunk of time licking your new facebook profile picture. It’s that good.
dufmanno´s last [type] ..Good Bye Yellowbrick Road
October 15th, 2011 at 7:37 pm
Duf. I seem to be lurking behind you in the blogosphere… Vapid. Just here pouting.
Twitter: avapidblonde
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November 2nd, 2011 at 10:01 pm
@Ry Why pouting….is it my fat lip that I gave myself?
October 29th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Hi VP. Please don’t shake your head and turn away. I’ve missed you. I’ve been doing all those things you talked about. Not in a hotel room, though. I think that might be worse! For instance, why is there a vending machine in my bedroom? Why for I get lost in my hallway?
Twitter: avapidblonde
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November 2nd, 2011 at 10:03 pm
@Chicken my Chicken’s Consigliere!!!! I’d never shake my head a turn away. I’ve missed you too. You are totally fine as long as you don’t get your head stuck in the ice machine in your kitchen. Promise me that won’t happen!
October 30th, 2011 at 10:59 pm
Only 1 month and 1 week later, I have arrived to hump your leg and show you love. YW my beautiful blonde rockstar!
WTF is The Dish leaving you to your own devices? He should know better than that by now. What with the whole locking yourself and the dog out of the house thing………tsk, tsk.
Love you baby, WAY TO ROCK the FundRaising!!!
Wicked Shawn´s last [type] ..11 Minutes
Twitter: avapidblonde
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November 2nd, 2011 at 10:05 pm
@Wicked Shawn My leg…MY LEGGG!!!! My leg loves you long time! To his credit he came down the next evening and put me in my proper place! And thank you! The fundraiser was a huge success. I’ve never done anything like it before. And now all I want is my GOD DAMN TEE SHIRT! XoXo