Behind Closed Doors: Or In This Case Maybe You Should Lock Your Doors
In case you hadn’t noticed this is the second installment of my *Behind Closed Doors*. This is supposed to be my version of that thing that real bloggers do when they do their weekly wrap up but on some weeks this maybe all I am doing so on the following week my weekly wrap up would include only last weeks wrap up and it would get really boring really fast.
So this is my ‘when ever I get to it’ wrap up.
Last week I was the victim of Moooooog35′s probing questions at Studio 30+ Questions For A Blogger and as tradition dictates I then proceeded to harass Elly at BugginWord with a few somewhat less probing questions for this weeks Questions For A Blogger. By the way any one who can say Happy Mother Fucking Birthday in a birthday post to their mother is my hero.
I ran my second *official* 5K this past weekend. And I use the word official very loosely. There were no bibs, not chips to calculate your time and at the finish line you got an index card with a number. Mine was 45. And then I tore it in half and handed in the four, ate the five and then I won!
I continued with my weekly Blow By Blow recap of Hellcats over at Culture Brats although this week judging from the oodles of comments I may have crossed a line when I called them all sluts… the Hellcats that is.
And to make my day I decided to try and find more people on twitter like me…because I am that awesome. I clicked on the’ more like me’ link and it came up with one person.
But holy hell the one they came up with. I am flattered, and honored and *snort* I hope she doesn’t get a restraining order on me as I try to smell her hair.
I never knew that there were Stick Pe0ple Fucking fetishists out there but they keep searching for information on it and landing here. Unless they really mean to search for fucking people with a stick which sounds awfully painful and rude. Of course I had to google it and I don’t even know what to say about this.
(click to see it in all its glory or horror)
Another small donkey ass biting spam screen shot. That makes me want to VOMIT. Seriously this is not okay, this is not okay, this is NOT OKAY!
From Worm Farm Guru: i harvest worms through my worm farm, and then i drink their piss.
I didn’t say anything about drinking anyone’s piss here. At all!
And this is why it would be wise of you all to lock your doors and turn out the lights and pretend your not home when I come by.